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I feel like a hug.

Posted by Typicalanonymous - December 10th, 2011


But there's no one around to hug. Oh, the woes of my life.... =P

I feel like a hug.


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i wish i had someone to hug now :/
my girlfriend is mad at me...
and she says i know why
and i dont
i seriously have no idea why shes mad at me :(
she just told me out of nowhere yesterday that shes mad at me...

Okay, go down the check list.

Have you cheated on her? (I assume you are a trustworthy fellow, I'll check this off)
Have you been an asshole?
Have you said some sexist remark?
Have you forgotten something important for her? (anniversary?)
Have you been mean to one of her friends?
Have you discluded her from anything?
Have you not been talking to her enough/ignoring her?

If you say no to all those questions, then I can't help you dude. =/

no. i would never dream of cheating on her.
no. i dont act like an asshole to really anyone.
no. i dont make sexist remarks to anyone either.
no. i always remember anniversaries.
no. im never mean to her friends.
no. i include her in whatever it is im doing.
no. i talk to her all day...

Hmmm..... I don't know buddy. *internet hug* (They're not the same....)

well at least its something i guess...

Well, you could always ask. (I know that's probably not the best course of action.)

well ya see...i have
and when i did she got madder and told me i should know why shes mad at me..

=( Idk then...

@typical *virtual hug*
@viper i gave a similar list to xellon once and it didn't help either
assuming you havent done any of the obvious things think back to when she got angry and whatever innocuous remark you made right before she got mad dissect it from a more feminine angle and i guarentee you'll be angry at yourself too.
facebook and twitter also help, check the newsfeeds around that time

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Virtual hug sent. The world as a whole appreciates your gratitude. (I don't really know why I responded so strangely)

okay i'll try to look back and figure out what i did that made her mad
i would more than likely be mad at myself when i find out what i did

i dont do twitter...
and neither of us talk much on Facebook

and we were talking on msn when she got mad at me...
and i like looking back at our conversations that we have sometimes cause most of the stuff makes me smile
but me being the idiot i am...forgot to click to save our conversations on there...
so now i REALLY have to think about what the hell i did that made her mad
if i remembered to save our conversations that time i would have found out and then id know what i did that made her mad at me...

Maybe we should as a group consult biblio to delve into the deep mysteries of female minds.

hmm that would help out a great deal in the future...

I honestly think I will never understand though. Talking to my sister about her friends, then her enemies, then the people that act nice to her, but she knows are evil, and then people she hates without giving me a reason, sheesh. No way.

well it would still help if we tried to understand them...
at least a little more than we do already

i'd give it my best shot but generally it's fairly easy (i hope) for the men in my life to figure out why i'm mad and when i became mad. lrgely because it involves lots of yelling at them in whatever language seems most appropriate. and on some occasions threats of physical violence unless they take something back.
but generally that takes a comment like "women are naturally weaker than men" or "[my ex] was gorgeous" or "I want to watch nascar" which are obviously awful things to say.

well i wish i could remember what i did that made her mad...
she wont tell me anything and just tells me i should know why shes mad
and i dont watch nascar or really any sports so that wouldnt apply to me...nascar is just driving REALLY fast and making left turns

i hate left turns

im okay with them
but not while going super fast
cause i dont drive REALLY fast
the fastest i have EVER driven is about 75-80 mph and 50 mph in town cause i had to pick up my brother from school and i hate doing that and i wanted to scare him by swerving around and driving kinda fast around town

More of this? Why don't you get a girlfriend?

Cause I love hugs. From everyone. I'm that kinda kid. =3

@ tlg what do you mean by "more of this" and who should get a girlfriend? cause vipers got one, i don't want one and i haven't seen much evidence of typical having a close relationship with any particular female which could turn into a relationship of a romantic nature.

hey who knows
maybe he does have a girlfriend
have any of us asked him?

A girlfriend that approves of his computer being filled with this....
Strange.

Filled is a harsh term. I do have SOME stuff in my computer that is fine. =)

strange yes
impossible?
its plausible
but not entirely impossible

My friend, who has some pretty strange... preferences dated a girl who knew about it for about a year. And he's into some weirder anime stuff than I am. (Sorry if I scarred you a little bit. =P)

oh so you were talking about typical and his anatomically incorrect drawings
honestly i assume all of this must be hidden in a folder labled "extra dull number sequences" or something like that and would never be shown to potential girlfriends.
also, i think most girls assume that men spend all their time online looking at porn and playing fantasy football anyway

Woah! I get back, and you guys have been talking about me. =P If you must know, I do have a semi-girlfriend, but she sadly lives in New Jersey, and only comes down on the holidays and some of the summer, because her dad's house is here. We've only been "dating" for about a month now, despite no real contact aside from facebook, although we both knew we liked each other way before that. Both of us are just timid, I suppose. I know I am. As far as her personality goes, it's weird. we are like the exact same person, in terms of beliefs, political opinion, hobbies, everything. She loves Disney movies.

She knows I'm into anime and stuff, but honestly she's not around enough for the ecchi to come up as a topic. I mean, chatting online would be weird: "Hey, did you know I have approximately 700 pictures of scantily clad anime women that I've been accumulating over the past year?" (By the way, it's actually not really concealed at all. It sorted and to get to it you have to go into a few folders, but that's just me organizing things)

Eh, it doesn't really concern me that much. What will be will be.

but i dont do either of those...

If you have NEVER looked at porn, then you must be a man among men.

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