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Posted by Typicalanonymous - April 28th, 2011

College emails must I ignore before they all get the damn hint!?!?! I've gotten more than 20 from one college, I've been counting. I would Email them back and tell the to fuck off, but I fear that might just encourage them, or the messages are automated and it won't do anything. (Rant, rant, rant) I know I should flattered in some way, but still. Washington University in St. Louis: Fuck you.

(to pacify mybibliophile, who has seemed to have taken an interest in my doings, I will not post ecchi this time xD)

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ohbombuh

Spring for the backup email account in these situations.

Typicalanonymous

Nah, I still receive other important emails, so I have to keep checking it.

mybibliophile

first of all thanks for respecting my delicate sensibilities
second of all I had some like that...
you know on the sats or acts or something how they're like "what 4 colleges would you like to send your scores to?
well I didn't have any colleges picked out so I picked the most ridiculous ones I saw on the list just to see what happened.
you know like 'the university of televangical russian mimes' (obviously not real but there are some stupid colleges out there)

anyway...all of them offered me complete scholarships which was nice but since one of them was in a trailer park and the other 3 required me to convert to funky religons I opted not to go

just mark them as spam or look at the bottom of the email and click the thing that says unsubscribe

Typicalanonymous

I see....

mybibliophile

p.s. if you are attempting to get rid of me I suggest yelling it at me numerous times until I get the message or perhaps the old duct tape, cement brick, tarp and lake method. you know, something simple and direct that even a mentally impared goldfish would understand. I'm afraid I tend to only appreciate subtlety when it benefits me

Typicalanonymous

Not at all, but that comment make me chuckle quite a bit. I will warn you though, the gravity-defying breasts WILL return, and there is nothing you can do about it.

P.S. A goldfish, mentally impaired or not, would not mind the lake part of the tarp and lake method. In fact, that method would perhaps save a goldfish from drowning on air.

mybibliophile

if you were to duct tape a goldfish to a chunk of cement wrap it in a tarp and toss it in a lake I'm not sure it would be too happy
but maybe you are correct...I'll go buy some goldfish and test this....

Typicalanonymous

Ah, I thought these were separate punishments. And please, harm no creatures. Just think what Bambi would say.

mybibliophile

my mother did not allow me to watch bambi...
or the terminator
I've been meaning to see both, most likely won't ever get around to seeing either

Typicalanonymous (Updated )

.........What. This is unbelievable. Bambi is rated G. G!!@!!!! Your mother.... she needs to have a serious talking to. Terminator is also good. I wouldn't require you to see it, but you NEED to see Bambi.

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