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Typicalanonymous
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Hey, how's mitch doing?

Mitch?

that does look somewhat badass although not as badass as my samurai sword/pineapple chopper. also my mother forbids jet skis as they are the motorcycles of the sea. she forbids motorcycles as well. which is why my previous...i guess only 2 come to think of it but my previous 2 boyfriends have owned motorcycles. i love motorcycles but more than even remotes or penises they seem to be one of those things men guard very carefully (a.k.a. don't let me drive them). except my friends boyfriend who had a bajillion year old harley he let me borrow because my friend told him to and he was completely idiotically in love with her or something. sadly he moved to buttfuck nowhere (sort of near viper actually) because he can make $21 an hour working in a warehouse or factory or something over there. so no more motorcycles for me :(

Well jet skis are better than motorcycles. (as far as safety goes) If you fall off a jetski, you'll hit water, which is a little more comfy than the asfalt alternative.

but...i want to have both
and then i want to ride my jetski across the ocean
and then ride my motorcycle all over italy or someplace scenic and europe-y like that
and i think i want it to be light blue so that it doesnt get stolen by a dude who wants a motorcycle
my motorcycle will be mine...ALL MINE

Yours? xD