It's a fitting punishment trust me
he might even be italian
and anyway my creativity generally comes in the form of violence
although actually I generally put in something about using entrails as jump ropes
or castration or kneecaps or something
really this one was not very creative
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Staple testicles to ears or something?
sure...don't think I would've come up with that one
although I did come up with the sandwich one for brandon (aka worlds most horrible person)
i thought that one worked nicely
And why, pray tell, is this brandon fellow so douche-y?
for the record this will be VERY long and depressing and i encourage you not to read it
brandon is a serial asshole
to explain him i suppose I first have to explain kerstin
very early on kerstin ended up in the wrong crowd
when she was 15 she got raped
this caused her to start cutting herself and doing a lot of drugs
eventually she ended up in the ER then rehab
from there it was special therapy schools and stuff
eventually she kicked the cocaine habit and was sort of on her way to recovery
at 17 she met brandon who was cute and sweet and whatever
brandon didn't have a facebook page because his mother was super religous
he didn't do drugs, spent a lot of time looking after his younger siblings
his dad died his grandmother was senile, he was just trying to be a good kid
he was charming and a lot of the girls who met him developed horrible crushes on him
to kerstin he was the exact opposite of where she'd been before
so he seduced her easy enough
upon which time kerstin found out he did have a facebook page under a totally different name was an only child, had a record a billion miles long and a whole slew of girls he'd played with the exact same story
she ran into another girlfriend of his, found a whole bunch of pictures he'd taken of her and was completely crushed
so she went back to the drugs, the partying, the lifestyle she was living before
she o.d.ed on cocaine about 9 months ago
brandons still around playing this exact same game with other girls
that is why brandon is the biggest asshole I know
That sounds like some sort of infringement of the law. Impersonation, Douchebaggery, idk, it just sounds a little more than just mean.
sadly enough lying to emotionally vulnerable girls is not illegal
some of the photographs were though
Well, no, there is a charge called provoked suicide, or something like that. If one can provide that another directly led to a person's suicide, they can be charged.
it wasn't that direct, he just sort of...broke her
=( That's sad.
mybibliophile
well...unfortunatly I am too lazy to follow your links right now but I'm sure it's nice
I know someone with his hair though
he's sort of an asshole
by which I mean I would like to see him beaten to death with overcooked spaghetti
Typicalanonymous
I understand the laziness.
And you think up weird punishments....